The Multitalented Diva

A. A. A. D. D.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.  

This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I’m going to be near the Mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the Bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk; where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push The Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of Flowers on the counter catches my eye… they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.  

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t watered, there is still only one check in my check book, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.  I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail. Do me a favour, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent. Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!

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8 responses

  1. Rajeshwari

    hahaha

    October 26, 2011 at 4:25 am

  2. loji

    Lollllll… that’s also me … am in need help

    October 25, 2011 at 8:28 pm

  3. Minu

    p.s. you describe my condition pretty well! 😀

    October 25, 2011 at 5:42 pm

  4. Minu

    hahahahaha – good one!

    October 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm

  5. i’m already there….:D

    October 25, 2011 at 3:02 pm

  6. Im also allready there…this has fully summed up what i do 😀 😉 great one. love it

    October 25, 2011 at 7:46 am

  7. Savera

    I am already there *SIGH*

    October 25, 2011 at 6:52 am

  8. *sigh* i can see myself there soon..nice one…

    October 25, 2011 at 6:50 am

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